victory blunt

a blunt you smoke in the bathroom at school to get baked as hell right after you ace a test.

guy 1-- dude did you just get an 100% on that test?

guy 2--yeah man, time to go smoke a victory blunt.

by morathalion October 05, 2010

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

Victory Fuck

When you are nailin a chick and you yell out "Victory" Johnny Drama style.

Lachlan: I am going over to her house for a victory fuck.

Dale: Do it proud bro.

by browntown6 June 21, 2010

cultural victory

When your memes are danker than your foes'.

China is influential over 6/6 civilizations needed for a cultural victory!

by Potato_Lord December 01, 2015

victory roll

Rolling down a hill in a competition, crossing the finish line, yet still rolling because you are the victor.

*Announcer- "And John is the winner! Oh wait he is still going! Look at those victory rolls!!"

by victoryroller January 05, 2014

victory cat

The cat you have that always gets away with things.

Dude I have such a victory cat!

Omg my cat is such a victory cat!

by UnicornFam101 January 01, 2018

Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?

Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.

by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018