Van Halen

A band that owns all others, the best of the best. Need I say more?

Van Halen kicks ass.

by EVH February 22, 2005

mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007

White van

A van typically known for rapist to pick up little kids in.

Noah! Stay away from that white van!

by Cameron Philip July 31, 2016

Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!

Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.

by Jarrod Van Damage January 16, 2005

Van Suckled

The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.

Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.

Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.

by sucklewatcher June 8, 2009

Van Bommeled

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.

'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Van Party

n.- a raucous event in a mini-van. This usually consists of loud music, people being generally rowdy, and the driver trying to keep the vehicle on the road.

v.- to party in a mini van.

"Dude, get in. Van Party!"

by theDefiner December 3, 2004