Vag Sticker

noun: what a "man's" dude card is replaced with, once revoked.

Josh: "That was gay, I'm pulling your Dude Card."
Alex: "Well, what do i get instead?"
Josh: *pauses* "a Vag Sticker."

by deceptive enlightenment March 13, 2009

Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.

"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend

by sepiator December 17, 2016

Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)

that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

Vag-Factory

the female equivalent of a sausage-fest; when there are mostly or all girls and very little to no guys; positive from a male perspective, negative from a female perspective.

When D'Shwanday asked his homie Alberto if there were any girls to bone at the party, Alberto replied, "It's a total vag-factory, bro!"

by Tony Marengo December 13, 2007

Vag Bol

The act of inserting cooked spaghetti into a woman on her period and sucking it back out with your mouth.

Do you want anything to eat?
No thanks, I just had a Vag Bol with the mrs.

by CnnrDennis August 16, 2021

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009