Utah

One of those states and or places that you forget exist until you look at a map or something.

Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Utah

Not referring to the state in America.

Utah is a word that is totally used by Americans to describe something cool.

Girl 1: this is so utah!

Girl 2: I know right!

by TotallyAmerican May 15, 2025

Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

utah switchup

Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.

Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup

by Cockyballslover69 June 4, 2018

Utah

multiple wife state

look at him he is so much from utah

by martian 101 May 31, 2016

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024