Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

Utah Vacuum Cleaner

The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.

Today I'm giving my stepsisters a Utah Vacuum Cleaner.

by JaxDev1207 September 5, 2025

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024