"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
by Nards Eubanks June 01, 2022
by Skidturd April 20, 2025
"can't even have disney in utah man."
by StormKloud January 30, 2023
Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
by WhatzZitTooya September 07, 2022
by FlashMcGash February 13, 2024
Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.
Altamont Utah is like, really small.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
The Utah Mammoth are a professional ice hockey team based in Salt Lake City. The Mammoth compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Central Division in the Western Conference. The franchise joined the league as an expansion team for the 2024–25 season. The team plays its home games at the Delta Center, an arena they share with the Utah Jazz of the National Basketball Association (NBA).
The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
News anchor: The Arizona Coyotes will move to Utah on April 19, 2024
NHL fans: Aw come on man!
May 7, 2025
News Anchor: The Utah Hockey Club has changed their name to Utah Mammoth today.
NHL fans: Aw come on man!
May 7, 2025
News Anchor: The Utah Hockey Club has changed their name to Utah Mammoth today.
by NewYork6792 June 04, 2025