Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
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The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
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Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
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