Upper Deck

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank

"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"

by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022

upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).

I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.

by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

Upper 909

The portion of the 909 that includes Claremont, Upland and parts of Rancho Cucamonga. West of the 15 Freeway, north of the 10 Freeway. The 909ers that live there by default, but do not fit the 909 stereotype that is well earned by people in places like Fontucky and Rialto. Generaly divide their time between driving into Los Angeles and making explanations for their lower class friends who live in Ontario.

Jesse Wagner (of The Aggrolites): "Where you guys from?"
Us: The 909
Jesse: *rolling eyes* oh
Us: No, no, no...I'm from Claremont, he's from Upland
Jesse: OH!!! Upper 909.... why didn't you SAY something???

by BCdogs14 January 9, 2006

one upper

A one upper is one who feels like they need to be better than everyone else, so they constantly "one-up" anything that anyone says.

Kengs Likes To 1up Any One On MA. he is a class five one upper!

by iron man2626 September 10, 2009

Upper Dirty

A nickname of the township outside of Philadelphia called Upper Darby. It is called this because its full of scum, and roughly 2 of 3 girls are pregnant. Only about 5% of the Upper Dirty population take showers on a regular basis, and all these facts lead to the nickname.

No wonder those kids are such scumbags; They're from Upper Dirty.

by J. Wolff May 23, 2006

Upper Case

A huge "J" often used in replacement for the word fatty. goes straight to the head.

Kid 1: "Dayum thats a big ass J!"
Kid 2: "Nahhh dude thats an upper case!"

by DJ PepperFiend May 22, 2011

Upper Midwest

Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan (mostly the Upper Peninsula). Strong accents, forests, guns, heavy alcohol consumption, and liberals.

If you have no problem paying high taxes and shooting guns, you probably live in the Upper Midwest.

by Coqaz January 24, 2011