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Um...............

Um...............: A word commonly used when your trying to hint that the boss that you're talking about is right behind you
Um...............You're you are supposed to be working now...hint hint
by Thepicklemaster September 26, 2020
mugGet the Um...............mug.

um, mat?

meaning is um what? or/and what the hell/fuck
Person 1: soadopasdpoadioiwoe
Person 2: um, mat?
by orem231 June 24, 2022
mugGet the um, mat?mug.

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth
" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS
by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017
mugGet the cheeze umsmug.

Um

Tim: What is 2+2?
Jacob: ummmm I have no idea 🤷
by Chombers likes chiken November 5, 2022
mugGet the Ummug.

Um idek

Um idek
by ilovehotguys!7 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Um idekmug.

dur-battery-um-phobia

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia
by pattatoe-fellow23 April 14, 2011
mugGet the dur-battery-um-phobiamug.

Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
mugGet the Um, Leading the witness your honormug.

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