Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
by OG Crackhouse May 25, 2020

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.
I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie
by lando888 September 17, 2015

by Monkey832 May 24, 2023

The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.
Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"
by Ktgeorge September 16, 2011

The term "ud on valorant" means the speaker has built and developed a successful game cheat that bypasses the popular PC multiplayer video-game Valorant's anti-cheat known as Vanguard anti-cheat developed by RIOT, whose goal is preventing cheaters (users of the cheat) from cheating (using the cheat) inside the game to ruin other players' experiences. By being undetected, the user is allowed to use various hacks at will ingame, for example: wallhacking, aimbotting, silent aim etc. "ud" stands short for undetected. "im My cheat is ud undetected on by Valorant Vanguard".
by Hgjfjfjgjfjgjgjh November 22, 2024

The tall muscular brown dude who is tough on the outside but secretly wants to curl up in a girl's arm like a baby. Use sarcasm as a defense mechanism. Bully's kids because he is unhappy inside. Is usually the funnier one in the friend's group but cries at night. Good at running errands. Disappoints whoever has expectations from him. Is a softie only for people he loves.
by Lalalisa_ August 2, 2021

When you and a friend browse a UD genre and try find the craziest word. (normally takes place in a dm or gc)
by Lil White Rebel January 3, 2018
