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Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.
by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011
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Twit

Hwasa from the Kpop girl group Mamamoo says Twit is a person who is “innocent and kind and that the person is just a good person”.
That boy/girl is a twit you should date him/her.
by Pumkineatergriffin November 21, 2020
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Twits

A twink with tits.
This twink could be cisgender or transgender
Hey nice tits, Twits!
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.
Becky's such a tw... Twit
by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019
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twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.
Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!
by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020
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Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
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Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
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