Turning Butter

Masturbating to an extreme extent, and bruising the shaft.

Sorry mom I got hurt while Turning Butter.

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020

turninglobe

daddy.

turninglobe more like turningay

by 0obsessed_ June 19, 2021

Turning Japanese

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

you-tubing

The process in which a person spends a large length of time watching clips on you-tube. Usually, this is time that should be spending doing other things like homework.

Person one: "You get the math project done?"

Person two: "No, I was you-tubing most of the night."

by ladyvegas22 November 25, 2009

stone turning

To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.

Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!

by cantevendell October 29, 2017

Getting Caught Tubing It

The process of masturbating and getting caught by multiple members of the Esco family.

Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!

by Al Lalleran August 14, 2011

Turing

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

by Underpants? October 7, 2003