vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008

Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

by habanaro May 26, 2010

skin trumpet

Another slang term for a guys dick

Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"

by Whipshock August 9, 2003

purple trumpet

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011

trumpet trousers

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!

Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!

by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

Spunk Trumpet

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet

"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"

by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019