trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.

"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"

by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006

penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.

"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."

by danger_bahd April 24, 2003

Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.

"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."

by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010

Truck Off

When two trucks are blocking either end of a road. Neither of them will pull out and are waiting for the other to back down. Sometimes this is accompanied by both truck drivers leaning out the cab and yelling at eachother.

Bob: Why are you late for work Jim?
Jim: Truck off down my road again.

by Indigo Starr March 19, 2010

Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Mo'trucka!

A phrase consisting of the words "mother" and "trucker".
It's really fun to yell out when you're high or drunk.

Started by a couple of kids in Esco.

Mike just got done hitting the bong and felt a huge head change. For a good laugh, he started to yell out "MO'TRUCKA!" to his friends.

by Sloth Boy Mike August 10, 2007

Pickup Truck Fetish

A fetish for Pickup Trucks

mmmparadise has a pickup truck fetish.
those exhaust pipes just get him going.

by anonnnnn March 12, 2012