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Trout Slap

The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.
Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!
by Bodacious Wan September 24, 2007
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Tapping The Trout

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."
by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004
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Muddy Trout

a muddy trout it when a male is having intercourse with a female and mid stroke pulls out slightly to far and accidentally slides into the females anus
last night while screwing Whats her face i gave her the muddy trout she wasn't happy
by the Teen Heartthrob November 10, 2014
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Land Trout

The incredible furry of the land trout can destroy everything.
Land trout is a trout that sprouted legs and walks on land. It is a very vicious force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be attacked or even looked at.

The animal is a joke on the Play station community especially in the kill zone barracks.
So i was walking around in the forest and i saw a land trout stalking me i quickly dove into the water, to escape the trout, but i saw an aquatic grizzly.....and right then and there i knew i was screwed luckily they attacked each other(for they are mortal enemies), and i escaped
by Sixx Bird March 23, 2010
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dirty trout

The only dirty trout we saw in beaufort was 400 pounds, and had no teeth. They smelled elderberries.
by fuck shit cock balls August 23, 2006
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brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.
Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.
by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008
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Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.
The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.
by mike87111 July 29, 2012
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