Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.

That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”

by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025

sniffle tissue

Noun
A facial tissue in which one excretes their mucous when they have the sniffles.

"My sniffle tissue you will not throw!!!"

by The Original Mr. Sniffles October 15, 2006

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender October 15, 2007

Wave Tissue

Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.

While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!

by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010

scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.

Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.

by LilJa December 18, 2013

ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

by Gemini12 May 20, 2015