Suicidal Tendencies

A great punk/ thrash metal band.

Suicidal Tendencies first album kicks ass.

by Yo Momma December 8, 2004

chicken tenders

noun:
1. Delicious chicken dish involving a slab of boneless chicken which is dipped and fried.

2. A term which can describe any body part that the speaker chooses.

3. Can really be substituted for any noun that the speaker chooses...if they want to make it akward.

Fatty: "I like chicken tenders"

Pedophile: "I have chicken tenders in my basement..."

Robber: "You will put the chicken tenders in the bag!"

Druggie: "So...you got any chicken tenders?"

Drug Dealer: "You want some...chicken tenders?"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

tender-headed

having a sensitive scalp that is easily irritated during hair-styling procedures. Chiefly used among African-Americans, the term has existed for at least a century.

She was so tender-headed, her mom used to give her ibuprofen before she did her hair.

by hairdoer October 21, 2010

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

tender love making

When a sexy man tenderly makes sweet sweet love to a woman. They caresses each other gently and roughly. The passion of their tender love making creates music so sweet angels would cry.

Baby,when I get home from work, I'm gonna cook you dinner, rip your clothes off, smack that ass and begin the tender love making to you tonight. Tender fucking love.

by Antioniobanderas12 February 4, 2014

trendsgender

a butthurt sjw that chooses to gender identify with whatever is cool at the time just to seem politically correct

"did u hear that Xylatia started identifying as transdemimalegirl?"
"damn they trendsgender as fuck"

by emoextremo December 26, 2016

Tender dick

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female

He's a tender dick ass nigga

by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022