Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006

Toned

Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.

Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.

1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.

2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.

by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

toedash

The state of being of a single sock when it disappears into the inter-dimensional nothingness between worlds.

"Gods pound it! My other sock has gone toedash!"

by vZwicky July 15, 2017

Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

The Toven

Recording Artist from Southeast SanDiego (Mount Hope) who got his start in music with Jayo Felony in 1995.

The Toven just released a new EP called Cash In.

by everythingbutahater March 1, 2018

big toed

Verb: when you have interlocked your toes with with someone else's fingers and you totally dominate and destroy them and they have to say "mercy"

Uh oh he's gonna big toed me and I will be forced to say Mercy

by ToesRhot July 9, 2018

tomedy

Akin to comedy but isn't funny at all

Fred did a Tomedy routine, nobody laughed.

by MildMax November 11, 2020