A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.
Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."
by Clang May 11, 2006
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1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.
Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.
Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.
1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.
2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.
2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.
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