tools

slang for the hypodermic needles used to inject drugs.

"I can't get high because i dont have any tools"

by caliB September 26, 2005

tonsil glaze

Swallowing the male ejaculation without missing a drop.

I washed and waxed my girlfriend's car yesterday. After that, she was more than willing to take my tonsil glaze.

by Thew May 22, 2005

tonsil billiards

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.

‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Toon

Another word for tool, clown, dip-shit, dufuss, dumb-ass, etc. etc.

Toon short for Cartoon.

That drunk toon over there just cut me off and almost caused an accident!

Shut the fuck up toon.

by Trey134 March 23, 2017

TOOLS

weaponry.

i aint going out if i aint got no tools!!

by buzzingtons June 5, 2009

thons

Another word biceps/triceps. Derived from the word pythons. This word is often used by meatheads and frequent gym users.

Hey what you training today brah? Going to train thons

by marcus ruhl July 9, 2010

toolsack

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

by Amfeezy October 10, 2006