Hippo Toe

When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.

First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"

Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"

by berenson October 16, 2008

Interlocked toes

Connecting one's toes with another's to express their true best-friendship with eachother; the superior version to holding hands.

"how close are you with this person?"
"we interlocked toes"
"you must be very close!"

by ziigbo💋😻 September 29, 2022

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Boss toe

When your 2nd toe is longer than the big toe.

He has a boss toe.

by Nanny2twins March 18, 2017

Lesbian toes

A person who has toes that are long and uneven. The pinky toe will be way shorter than the rest. Typically these toes are used for vaginal insertion.

I hooked up with Brianna last night and she put her toes in my vagina. She had some incredible lesbian toes

by Shreka April 1, 2020

toe up

short for "Tore Up"; fucked up, can mean as in intoxicated or just plain wack.

them khakis be toe up, homie.

by marc ipsen September 10, 2004

toe the line

To stay in order, be obedient.
Origin: From the line in the House of Commons which members must stay behind during session. "Toe the line" is to conform to the rules.

Synonyms:
Mind one's p's and q's
Straight and narrow.

by Dizz March 22, 2004