Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020

Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.

Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.

by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022

Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).

Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.

by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023