Nostalgia Nut

When you're jerking off to porn and realize you've seen the video before leading to you remembering the time you blew your load to it.
"Whoa..."

"What's wrong Neo?"

"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."

"You remember jacking off to it?"

"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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Clag Nuts

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018
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Hangin' Nuts

Stance taken while surfing a wave. In which your nuts free hang without aid from your legs.
by VonLoufy June 20, 2013
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monthly nut

An individual's fixed monthly expenses, such as rent, utilities, cell phone, Internet access, car payments, car insurance, etc. These are the bills you have to pay regardless of what you do in a particular month. Can also be used more generally to describe one's monthly expenses, regardless of whether they are fixed or variable.
If I'm going to make a living as a jazz trombonist I have to keep my monthly nut small.
by monkey1235 May 28, 2013
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nut blanket

This is the weird layer or coating that covers a peanut.
Man, I was eating some peanuts in my truck and now my seat is covered in nut blankets!
by Epididymitis March 25, 2018
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Skim nut

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"
by Kdaddy September 08, 2014
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