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Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid
Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small
by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019
mugGet the Drew Kirbymug.

Kirby

An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.
Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby
by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020
mugGet the Kirbymug.

Kirby

Kirby???its like a name for a pink guy who's known for being adorable.
But the name Kirby pertains to a guy that looks cute but loner. Has the worst love life ever. Try'na look good but his awkward to people. He has almost every enemy in the school. He's smart but can't handle too much mathematics. People named KIRBY always have allergy to something. Helps every classmate even though they're mean to you. He's handsome because every Kirby in the world has tall nose even his friends envies it. He has always a cousin to always rely on.
Guy: look is that Kirby?
Girl: yup thats Kirby,ughh everyone hates him.
Guy: why? he gave you answers on the Calculus test right??
Girl: thats why I hate him, his pretentious to others but he's cute and handsome.
Guy: yeah right, I kinda like his nose though.
by Imnotgonnagiveyouup November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kirbymug.

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.
Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.
by Sepher One April 28, 2024
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Max Kirby

jon: i jerk off to max kirby
by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022
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Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.
First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!
by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022
mugGet the Kirbymug.

Kirbying

When you inhale a titty in your mouth as far as possible and then you slowly let it out of your mouth.
Bob was kirbying Alice’s titties. Alice did not enjoy it however Bob did.
by woolaawoo December 21, 2023
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