tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018

Tiny Dick

Slang word for big dick

Lmao bro you've got such a tiny dick, how many inches is it? 8? 10?

by Cox Ucker 8=D December 10, 2018

Tiny Cock

A man with an erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3 4 in) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5 cm (6 in). When witnessed by women, it is typically laughed at.

Girl 1: So Brandon took me home last night, and we were gonna have sex, but he had a tiny cock!
Girl 2: Oh, that poor thing!
Girl 1: Yeah, I just laughed and told him to go home.

by Batman_187 June 19, 2014

Tiny Clanger

During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hopefully making the slide whistle make a sound. If performed correctly this will sound like the character 'Tiny Clanger' from the iconic British children's TV show Clangers.

"How are you enjoying your new slide whistle?"
"It is great! Last night I was doing my wife and I gave her a Tiny Clanger."

by papa poop 2 July 29, 2009

tiny pants friend

a small penis that's hard or not

guy 1 :yo man my tiny pants friend is waking up
guy 2: Is it hard?
guy 1: of course dude

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

tiny backpack

A smaller version of a backpack. Perfect for carrying small useless rocks and babies. Mostly used by fit jogger moms and gay teenagers.

Child : what do you carry your tampons in, mom?
Mom : in my tiny backpack next to my night jogging gun! :D

by yourmommyhasanucecock May 11, 2022

tiny god

A monument of excessive power and "awesome"-ness. Hyperbolic example of something that is far greater than standard. It refers to a God of minor powers, however, rather than of physical stature. A demigod.

"My computer is amazing... it's a tiny god." "What do you mean, he sucks? Johnny Cash is a tiny god!"

by GideonK July 29, 2008