when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.
by malevolentthoughts January 07, 2012
Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
by Lexxicon March 08, 2009
by Jose January 02, 2005
by humbeing January 01, 2010
the act of duct-taping the breasts under the arm pits in order to have the appearance of a man. this can also be done using rope or some form of similar adhesive.
Remember Brad? My date to the prom last year? well it turned out to be Bonnie with a tijuana titty tuck!
by schwaaam July 18, 2010
To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.
by CustyJoe November 04, 2011
The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
by shortpantsrobin January 16, 2014