vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate

i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand

by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011

Vag-Factory

the female equivalent of a sausage-fest; when there are mostly or all girls and very little to no guys; positive from a male perspective, negative from a female perspective.

When D'Shwanday asked his homie Alberto if there were any girls to bone at the party, Alberto replied, "It's a total vag-factory, bro!"

by Tony Marengo December 13, 2007

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

Vag Sticker

noun: what a "man's" dude card is replaced with, once revoked.

Josh: "That was gay, I'm pulling your Dude Card."
Alex: "Well, what do i get instead?"
Josh: *pauses* "a Vag Sticker."

by deceptive enlightenment March 13, 2009

vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009

Vag-ined

When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all.

Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's always with his hoe..that dude is vag-ined.

by the dudeski October 18, 2008