"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.
by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011
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Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."
Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012
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by the budling budling bud February 25, 2009
Get the chicken stuffed with the bud mug.Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.
The dance is as follows:
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)
The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
The dance is as follows:
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)
The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011
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by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
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Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.
Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.
Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"
by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2019
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This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”
Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
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