by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013
Get the kissing a starfishmug. Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
Get the captain starfishmug. by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014
Get the flying starfishmug. by DammitWoman June 6, 2021
Get the Burnt Starfishmug. To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022
Get the Spear the Starfishmug. by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
Get the secret starfishmug. A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.
by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014
Get the Skype Starfishmug.