Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
by Scandal123 July 31, 2010
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sleeper bod

a skinny boy who looks weak or thin but is actually built when they flex their muscles
he’s so hot and the best part is that he’s got a sleeper bod”
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Sleeper yeeks

An ass that when hidden behind garments may seem rather small to the untrained eye. Yet when set free and exposed is in fact large, round, and voluptuous.
Bruh she has sleeper yeeks, would definitely eat from the back.
by Himmy Butler July 26, 2022
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Hot sleeper

When you awake from your slumber looking as wet as an otter's pocket.
Wow look at Ollie he's just woke up, looks like he's fell asleep on the bath he's such a hot sleeper
by Uniqueintheworld July 11, 2023
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Sleeper Lefty

An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”

“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
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Sleeper Lefty

An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”

“I think you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
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Sleeper Lefty

An individual who identifies as conservative but unknowingly holds or supports left-wing political views. Derived from the term "sleeper agent."
“We need to return the
ownership of these huge corporations to everyday folks, the people who do the work. It's the only way to stop their socialist agenda.”

“Uh you might be a sleeper lefty man”
by tasimb May 29, 2025
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