The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.

Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.

by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016

Cheesy Plumber

The act of plumbing someone's anus while the person being fucks defacates on your penis

I gave your mom a cheesy plumber yesterday. Fucking amazing bro!

by Saladass6969 August 14, 2016

Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.

Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.

by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

Vancouver Plumber

A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.

Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.

by RidersBrohan August 21, 2022

plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack

The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol

by Rottenrog November 1, 2018

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017