An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018

by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018

by That Slothman August 7, 2010

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
by Smashin ass with class 85 June 4, 2018

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
