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Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013
mugGet the Sand Lizardmug.

Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
mugGet the Slot Lizardmug.

Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer
Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair
by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016
mugGet the Lizard on a chairmug.

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
mugGet the The Wind Lizardmug.

lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
by That Slothman August 7, 2010
mugGet the lizard sandalsmug.

booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!
mugGet the booty lizardmug.

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
mugGet the misting the lizardmug.

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