cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

Fag Humper

A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.

A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.

by Three in a Half Dawg December 9, 2012

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno May 31, 2018

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023

humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

by trickstaa June 17, 2022

Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023