Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Get the Pretentious customermug. When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
Get the custom curse wordmug. by cheggbert October 6, 2020
Get the Custommug. Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021
Get the useless customermug. Custom labs is an entity we created to funnel our dreams into in the hopes of developing it into something extraordinary and unlike anything seen before
by Knightfire June 27, 2025
Get the Custom Labsmug. The true definition of a gentleman and Hussler. Always dressed to impress he had a strong moral compass that guides his money making moves. A lover at heart his wife is his best friend and spoiled.
by Chi773tmc January 29, 2020
Get the Custom Chuckmug. Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.
by DMJohnson April 8, 2025
Get the Immigration and Customs Enforcementmug.