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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.
Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."
by Chinook299 January 18, 2024
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Corpse stuck in Scotland

When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.
A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something
by Starboy02 July 4, 2023
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A Full Corpse Meal

It's a putrid version of the Full Course Meal. All the food that is served is not to your taste and or spoiled/rotten.
Jeff: Hey what did you think of my Full Course meal that i prepared yesterday?
Seth: It was more of a Full Corpse meal with how raw that beef tasted.
by lazieste September 18, 2023
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Corpse Muncher

A guy on the older age spectrum who looks creepy and looks like he would eat a corpse. (Can have rotten looking teeth)
Oh that guy’s a corpse muncher look at him he looks like he would eat corpses.
by GhostBee September 23, 2023
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Dispose of a corpse

"Sarah, I have to "dispose of a corpse", says Greg. "Go upstairs", says Sarah
by Deejaywhitenoise September 29, 2023
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a fucking corpse

Definition of a dead that is so dead, someone will talk in it once a century.
This chat is literally the definition of a fucking corpse
by Supermegaawesomeguy October 31, 2019
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