Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clean Jacket

Haven't been in any trouble with the Law.

No Felonies.

That boy Jacket Clean.

"I can get a job anywhere, I got a Clean Jacket!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Zisty Clean

A cleaning company in Colorado.

We had a huge party last night, better call Zisty Clean.

by NONA62 December 1, 2021

clean history

The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.

"Bob has clean history"

by Autistic Monkey August 22, 2016