Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

#singlelyfe #singlelyfe #singlelyfe #singlelyfe

Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017

Burrito Skin

Noun
US
informal
slang

-flour tortilla wrapper

Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.

Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?

by TheDoktor February 3, 2017

burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.

I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.

by Mkwanky January 5, 2020

Burrito blast

The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito

Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell

by Asssquatch January 28, 2020

Burrito Bread

White person way to say tortilla.

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?

by jayzuss December 1, 2011

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

minty burrito

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011