Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.
*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
by King Cobra X May 7, 2009
Get the weak statusmug. When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009
Get the Status Lynchmug. An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
Get the Status Shufflemug. When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
Get the walled in the statusmug. 1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010
Get the status obsessioningmug. Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!
Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
by C. SNOW July 29, 2011
Get the Jamar Statusmug. A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'
A Status Tard shares their wisdom.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011
Get the Status Tardmug.