Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.

Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.

by zimzamzim August 4, 2010

Reading Simulator

A term typically used to describe any video game that has very little gameplay other than reading dialogues.

“Have you played (insert game here)?”

“nah I don’t play boring reading simulators.”

by mcwixard January 2, 2021

sus simulator

A derogatory term for an Among Us ripoff, especially one of low quality.

A: I can't believe I wasted my money on Killer: Untested One of Us- wait, that's not what it's called... Killer: Invited? No. Killer: Accepted...
B: You mean a sus simulator?
A: Yeah, let's go with that.

by ChameleonDragon August 31, 2021

Straight Line Simulator

Mario Kart World.

Why play on actual racetracks when you can play a straight line simulator between those racetracks?

by JPLangley September 16, 2025

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

just like the simulations

that time when you renember that happened just like the simulations

John: "Look, women!"
Jeremy: "Just like the simulations."

by jamp_ May 20, 2023

Bee Swarm Simulator

A GAME THAT IS HARDER THAN ELDEN RING.

"Bro, I hate Bee Swarm Simulator. It is so fucking hard."

by Mr.Bee255 May 24, 2024