Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 1, 2017

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picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor

Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.

by iowapete February 20, 2020

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PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

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It means that Hillibush puts food (like small sandwiches with no crust) in a basket and then him and his friends go to a field, or beach, or top of a mountain, and they lay a blanket on the ground and sit down and eat it. Therefore, he thinks he shouldn't be the only one and tells other people they should do the same.

In short, an activity you do with your friends.

Why don't you two go have a picnic.

by YepThatHappened April 4, 2015

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Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.

I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023

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