peruvian mudslide

A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.

My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.

by Prichar August 17, 2006

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide

Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

by mikehunt92 December 9, 2010

Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Mexican Mudslide

A large,slippery and brown shit.

"I put a mexican mudslide in the bathroom of that mexican place down the road"

by Mexican man with diarrhea October 2, 2022

Madison Mudslide

(noun) A (generally homo)sexual act in which one person penetrates their partner's anus as that person defecates, causing a power struggle between the two solids. Can be either intentional or unintentional. Takes its name from Madison, WI, the sjw capitol of the world.

Mark: Dude, last night I was super horny, so naturally I called up my fuckbuddy. He said he was down, but hadn't "gone" in a while. Long story short, I was too horny to care and ended up with a Madison Mudslide. That's like the third time this month!

Gabe: "He" is a trans-phobic micro-aggression. Please use the non-gender specific "they."

by Hamster's Hardon July 6, 2016

Tillamook Mudslide

When anal sex triggers massive diarrhea on the part of the receiver. So entitled because the resulting spray of shit, lube, and cum resembles the namesake ice cream.

Chad was taking Allie up the backside and thought it was the best ever until he unclogged her colon and got a Tillamook mudslide all over his bed.

by Dawber=Turkoglu August 2, 2022

Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020