Kegs

Word used by 'commoners' to describe pants/trousers

'Alan what you making all racket for?'
'I'm trying to find some kegs to wear'

by TheDcommander August 10, 2015

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 06, 2024

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 05, 2023

keg list

the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college

friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house

friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list

by pseudonym_69_69 July 15, 2020

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford March 20, 2016

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 09, 2019

kick the keg

Umm stop, you take your foot… put a sock on, add some flip flops, next buy a keg, and kick it.

Kendra- “what do you wanna do today”

Jocelyn- “kick the keg”

by Tommyj123456 August 22, 2022