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Jellyfish

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”
by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019
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Jellyfish

From jelly, verb, describing an action like posting or mentioning an action, event, or status, with that action's purpose to include, even accidentally, a reaction of jealousy from the audience.
Ex: "Charlie posted pictures of himself in Scotland. Homie be jellyfishing."
"My ex's sister said my ex just got engaged. Girl just trying to jellyfish me."
by The23LLTT May 30, 2017
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punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina
Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish
by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023
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Sky Jellyfish

A plastic bag caught by the wind which glides through the air similarly to that of a jellyfish moving through the sea.
The sky jellyfish are plentiful on this blustery day.
by thevalcakes October 20, 2013
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jellyfish

it is a sex position
i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife
by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021
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Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them
Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.
by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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