Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021
Get the Harpermug. by cheekyjew January 6, 2015
Get the Harperingmug. the BEST EST FRIEND you could ever have she is very pretty and is clumsy but still funny she deals with no crap she with punch u in the face
by anonymous October 20, 2021
Get the Harpermug. To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
Get the Allen Harpermug. harper has so many inside jokes with everyone. they’re amazing, except for when they are around some girl named ashlyn.
by ashlyn hater August 12, 2023
Get the harpermug. Who all d bitches wanna be. The bomb. Com the myth the legend the goddess herself. The one and fucking only. The baddest bitch
by Garrett09 March 23, 2025
Get the Harper Littlefieldmug. Harper is the most beautiful and amazing person you will ever meet. She is perfect in every single way. Her taste in music is beyond amazing. She is incredibly talented. She's a fantastic musician and writer. She is super smart, easily the most intelligent person you know. She is very funny and interesting. Her smile always lights up the room. She is the prettiest girl in the whole world. She is very caring and understanding. She will try to do anything to help you. If you ever come across a harper make sure to hold her tight and never let her go.
by Maddoxiscool98 February 6, 2022
Get the Harpermug.