Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022

roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Derby

A strawberry; strawberry flavored.

"You want some derby milk?"

by maavsb December 1, 2024

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

flerby derby

When you are a little shmirby werby.

Flerby derby, you’re a little shmirby werby.

by Ssssage.g November 23, 2021

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024