Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.

Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.

by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009

Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

christmas smile

A big smile that shows you're satisfied, excited, or just really happy. Named for that big smile on your face when you're opening up your presents on Christmas morning and you actually get (or think you're getting) what you really wanted.

Person 1: What's with the Christmas smile? Did you just get some?
Person 2: ;) wouldn't you like to know?

by twilight shimmer March 28, 2007

Christmas Abyss

The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.

A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.
B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.

by benderbot December 31, 2006

Christmas Whore

someone who is normal through the year but around Christmas time wants to do it like crazy. Under Christmas lights, Christmas trees, while watching Christmas movies, listening to Christmas music, in a bed of poinsettias, ect.

Person 1: Is it just me or do those christmas lights look really sexy hot.
Person 2: Oh my word Sarah, you are such a Christmas Whore!

by SJB88 December 17, 2008

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

Christmas buzz

A feeling common during the month of December. It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card. The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person. The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.

You're buying a nintendo wii off ebay for 500 dollars for your kid? Must be the Christmas buzz.

by Quizzical December 11, 2006