Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"
by BigMark95 November 07, 2022
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Canceled Cartoon

This is a cartoon that SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING canceled, and the damn BOOST RATINGS go down cause of this.
No my favorite cartoon has been turned into a canceled cartoon! I'M GONNA GO TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS... AND KILL EM...
by Gabriel_XYZ March 19, 2021
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day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.
Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.
by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019
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The Canceled

You need to find out who's buying up all these cancelled people and paying them to say all of that.
Hym "The canceled all espouse the same rhetoric. 'Spiritual war,' 'attack on our institutions,' 'protect the children,' who is paying these motherfuckers to go around and say this shit? It's Dr. Phil, Rosanne Barr, the entire non-shit-lib half of the internet is doing it. Where is that coming from? Isn't that bizarre to watch? Somebody has got to be paying them. All of these people have been canceled for some form of social impurity. All of them are people I've named. Somebody has got to be bank rolling it. They all rebrand and it's all this 'spiritual war against the woke' bullshit to pollute the political landscape and prevent actual discourse about the things that are actually happening. Like the thing that is actually happening to me. I'm going to murder a kid if I'm not provided with recourse for this. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to is going to get me to accept living like this."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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cancel the juniors

v. Throw in the towel ; give in to the inevitable.

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Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.

Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.
by gnostic3 December 29, 2021
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Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
by mgg January 13, 2024
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