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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
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Pulling a barber

When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber
He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber
by Blueman194 November 5, 2020
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The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
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backyard barber

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
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Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay
No-one really likes Shano Barber
by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020
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Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.
Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
by SexyLamp November 19, 2022
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