Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Sneaky Athletic

Sneaky athletic is a nice term for a somewhat athletic white guy, i.e Josh Allen

Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay

by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023

Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way wether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter

Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?

by Splash King May 12, 2022

Go You Athletic Team

Short for GYAT, a saying that is used by coaches, teachers, and more to give motivation to a team playing a game, such as basketball.

Bob: "Hey coach, did you know that GYAT means "Go You Athletic Team"? You should tell that to the girls team playing basketball over there for motivation!"
Coach: "Alrighty!"
Coach: "GYAT! GYAT! GYAAAAAAATTTT!"

by CheeseWasHere February 23, 2024