January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

by Yourlocaldogeater January 18, 2020

Coonvid-20

When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.

Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!

by The niggler May 31, 2020

20 april

Hitler was born this day.

"i was born 20 april"
"oh did you know hitler was born that day you are fucking cursed"

by GUNNEL_123 April 19, 2022

April 20

The day of Hitlers birthday

"Yo man its April 20"
"Its also hitlers birthday"

by cuntswap October 19, 2019

october 20

national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day

oop it’s october 20th nows my chance

by iseeuaha420 October 13, 2019

15-20

("fiff-teen twun-tee", noun)
A time period that ranges anywhere from one hour to never.

"Hey man you comin over to hang out or what?"
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"

"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."

"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."

by JestaMcMerv February 17, 2006