not with that attitude

A sharp and witty comeback suitable for any situation when you hear someone doubting themselves. Was once used exclusively by the likes of parents, teachers, and coaches as a means of inspiration, but has now been introduced into peer to peer situations as a way of mocking one anothers' piss-poor attitudes.

Jerry: Man, I will never be able to find a good job!

Paul: Not with that attitude, you won't!

Lisa: I'll never get John to give me a Las Vegas Chainsaw!

Jennifer: Not with that attitude!

by unkle_ruckus July 30, 2010

Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.

Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.

by Fave000 August 25, 2010

That's not a thing

Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either

A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist

Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing

Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing

by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010

That Dude

Jay from the Kubz Scouts.

Person: *goes to a video with Jay in it*

and comments "that dude sent me"

by FifthArrow11 August 12, 2017

that one time

...you know, when you did that that one thing.

James: "Remember that one time?"
Robert: "You mean when we did that one thing?"
James: "Yeah!"

by TheGrainmaker February 12, 2009

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

That’s a bad jawn

Philly slang describing a less than desirable situation.

Coworker: “My relief called out, I have to stay until they can find someone to cover for me. I could end up staying for another entire shift!”

Me: “Damn, bro! Forreal? That’s a bad jawn.”

by RLewis52 March 29, 2019