lump-o-potamus

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.

Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.

by EarlK August 27, 2010

Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.

Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!

by lizybee June 25, 2010

pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump

"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"

by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006

Penis Lump

A ridiculous growth on your person characterized by: obnoxiousness, ignorance, stupidity, and lameness.
Not capable of having legitimate sex.

Did you hear she is a penis lump?

by El Jefe Double Play con CSUN December 3, 2010

lumps of happiness and joy

The Female Bresticles

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

by Paaaaaaaaat September 4, 2006