Crisp Water

Crisp Water is the best and crsipiest water how you find it is at your schools closest water fountain

Person 1: wanna go get some water
Person 2: only if it’s crisp water

by Magsmcgee February 16, 2019

puppy water

when your too young to cum and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water

mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water

by bigballswag365 December 2, 2015

weekend water

An alcoholic beverage; Booze

It's Friday. I'm thirsty. Give me some weekend water.

by kleinsound May 11, 2008

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.

I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.

by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008

water whore

Someone who asks for water and ends up drinking it all
Someone who asks for a sip of water and ends up taking several gulps

Daniella :Hey Blake can I have some of your water?
Blake: Sure

* Daniella drinks all of it*
Blake : Daniella! You drank all my water

Riley :IKR Daniella is such a water whore

by KJacks October 21, 2015

water boner

a boner caused by just being in water,nothing to arouse it.

when seth got in the pool he got a water boner and didnt want to come out.

by bonermaster787 June 7, 2009